Hasb e Haal – 13th June 2013


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  • m ifraz

    <3

  • gujjar

    mein tex pay karna chahata hun lekin qasam se is lie nai deta k mere tex se yeh chore daku ayashi karen ge meein kiun du agar kjoi b is qabal a gya jese khan sahb baten kar rahe hain agar ue pe pure utere to pichhala baqaya b de dun ga g insha Allah in ko dene se behter hai k kisi gharib ko dhund kar de dena chahie

  • https://www.facebook.com/seheail.butt Sohail Butt

    GOOD PROG.

  • rehmat

    nice comments

  • Mohammad Arif

    Pakistanis are like animals. They deserve to be kicked like this. Hahaha……..Nawaz Shareef – The Amirul Momineen of Pakistan" Hahaha……………You Pakistani Animals. No cry, no weeping. You animals deserve it.

  • Mrs.Tariq!

    kissan ki ghuftugo to bilkul sach n sahi thi but funny nai thi =/ but i like it ,keep it up

  • IRFAN MOHAMMAD SAEED

    is dafa program kuch matha sa tha

    • abhi

      is dafa yeh apna rona ro rehy hain. in kee dum per paon jo a gaya hy,

  • Mrs.Tariq!

    allah na kere moun na chenga oove te gul e changy ker li di a :@

  • Shahid

    tax shold be exediture not on income

  • Shahid

    fazol guftgu……………..

  • amaduddin

    Aur do Shair ko vote. Long Live PTI

    • abhi

      PTI kya kurbani kee khaloon or Fozia Qasoori ky jamah kiay huwy chandy sy mulk chaliay gee. Jo log 1 mah tak provincial cabinet naheen bana pa rehy or her MPA boriyaan bher ky notoon kee phir raha hy wazarat khareedny ko ( jessy tickets ky wakat huwa tha).

      • amaduddin

        I can see your hatred. But to reply to your 'queries'. 'Chanda' is better than 'Choree'. With respect to provincial cabinet PTI does not have the simple majority and need to consult with 2 parties and obviously the parties need to consult with their heads, so it will take time. Don't worry, once the cabinet is formed, it will not suck like the federal cabinet, who are just crying and making false promises. The 'story' that came out for sale of tickets was for PML(N) not PTI :) I believe this MPA lives in your imagination. Keep him there and keep sulking about your decision to vote for the 'Shair' who has become a geedar now.

        Around 10 days, and already Noon has going back from its promises.

        Loadshedding, iran Gas pipeline, Musharraf case, Value Added/Wealth Tax, Land Tax etc. Even after copying PTI's manifesto still inko samajh nahee aa rahee hay. Nakal kay leay bhee akal chaheay hotee hay ;)

        Aagay Aagay daikho hota hay kya….

  • Hussain

    they are not even trying to come on the actual issue, that "Why people don't want to pay the Taxes..? when being common citizen i believe that my tax money ´ll go in wane, i ´ll never have any benefit, the corrupt rulers ´ll enjoy the luxuries, for example,, Shareef´s, Zardaries,, etc ´ll improve there assets, there businesses,, than we are not so fool to give the taxes,,thtá why people prefer to give the bribery rather than pay the taxes… 1st ruler should change there-selves,,there living style, they have to bring back all the black money from there foreign banks,,,after that thy can except the people to pay the taxes…

  • Gulraze

    Nice programme

  • Syed (GR)

    Nice entertainment ,fruitful & meaningful show.

  • J.K

    Vision of Nawaz Shareef?Mr Junaid Shareef got his vision to become Prime Minister don't you worry it is expected what you heard before was just election campaign now see the reality that's what Imran Khan was saying that part one PPP than part 2 N

  • Amjad

    Tax on school/college fee is adjustable against final tax liability, therefore no impact on those who pay tax. However, those who are tax chor and don’t pay taxes will be caught and shall add to the tax base. It is an excellent measure and should be appreciated. Azizi & Co. should first understand the tax measure and then speak. Let’s not misguide the nation. Thank you

    • Hussain

      ridicules, there are lots of other ways to increase the tax network, but it seems silly, that govt wana catch the tax thieves through these measures.i think, Azizi etc are criticizing logically, i personally know numerous families who are financially suffering bcz of the economic crisis, but they always try to load there children wz high stander of education,, very poor way to use these means to wider the taxation network,, not even any single economist can favour this stupidity, No one is misguiding, in fact the govt has no ability to face the sever economic crisis, or might not have pure attention to solve the real issues of the nation. they are not well prepared although they was very well aware from the crucial financial condition & the poor governance of the PPP in last 5 years, thank you

      • Amjad

        Brother, principle of withholding tax is that it gets adjusted against final tax liability. And if for example you had no final tax liability, it can be claimed back. So lets not protect tax chors! Thank you.

    • Fraz

      Yes exactly, this media is nonsense in the first place. Controlled by forces those were doing all the negative election campaign against NS as well.

      Now this does not matter much. People know whats going on. This media and social media keep barking.

      We will be doing all this throughout next 5 years.

  • asif

    jaisey noon ko jitwayia hai (waisey kaam kerwai gaay)

  • Danny

    or vote do in Laant*iyoon ko

    • fawad

      aqal na howy te mojan e mojan. gandy alfaz likhny se pehle soch lene chahiye fazool insan

  • naveed mir

    جو خزانہ خالی ہے اسکو بھر کر لوٹنا بھی تو ہے :D

  • https://www.facebook.com/svaeed Shaista Vaeed

    hey guys ! you should not take that nawaz shareef " vision thing" seriously, because this is a comedy program and they have to say something to make people laugh.

  • jamal

    azizi ki beth k tarefe karta tha pmln ki ab kyun ro rha ha

    • ali

      fazool insan baqwas kr raha ha to

  • a.q

    Tu ap kui apne up ko sahafi kehty ho saf ye kui nahi khtey in key undir koi demagh nahi hey isi wja aj Dr. Thair ul Qadri ki batain theek lag rahi hain magar ap log bi us waqat 2 numbri karty rahy ho ab kui cheekh rahy ho

    • imran

      to kion baqwas kr raha ha tera yahan kia kam. fazool insan

    • ddddd

      jkfgtjfrhyujrjkijuhhueyhur

  • https://www.facebook.com/tradeali Shahzad Akbar

    Change aa gaye hai..:)

  • muhammad kahloon

    azizi do not be stupid this is vision of noora leak.donot blame burocrates.this is dishonesty.newaz and darr are responsible,

  • https://www.facebook.com/muhammad.kashif.35728 Muhammad Kashif

    Junaid Bhai chawal na maarain ye budget Nawaz Sharif and Ishaq Dar ne hi diya he par app inko save na karain

  • Rizwan

    Its A Entertainment Show,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,But Still They Talk About,,,,,,,Bughet 2013,,,,,,Shame On Those Anchor,,,,,,Whose Following PMLN Complain,,,,,,,,Everything Is Fine,,,,,,Choor Kay Bachay,,,,,

    • Ali

      these hasebe hal is people are not Anchors or actors but PLM N compainers
      shame on three of them

  • azeem

    one of the best show!
    kissan representation was nt good ,as it was wadyra of village not a common kissan! it should be common

    • ali

      visioners hahahahahahhahahahaahah

  • http://www.facebook.com/LuckyPrince007 Muhammad Qaisar

    First time in previous five years, I want to say lake Lanat hasb e haal team….17000 monthly fees denay walon ko tax exemption Deni chahiay?…in govt institutes we are paying 10000 maximum monthly(with accommodation charges in QAU number one university of Pakistan…… Even in expensive private educational institutes(Punjab college and superior college fee is around 70000 per annum) then for which class of society this so called free media is trying to make a sigh of relief….. Sorry sohail Ahmad sahb I respect you a lot , but criticism on the weak points of budget will enhance rating but unfair criticism will not show the weakness of budget but of yours…..thanks

  • SHAUKAT

    abi tu in logo nay BULLET TRAIN PAR SAFAR KARNA HAY
    ABI SAY RONA SORO KAR DIA HAY

  • Raja Tasadaq Khan

    pti zindabaad.,,Great Shiekh Rasheed..shiekh rasheed ahmed & imran khan real oppsition leaders

  • Pakistani

    Mr. Junaid and Azizi…why you are trying to Hide the PML-N …and saying it is made by Bureaucrats…BAD really BAD….

    THIS BUDGET IS PURE REFLECTION OF PML-N as they have not entered any BIG industrialists in TAX net….
    This is Purely PML-N Budget….Don't try to save PML-N by saying Bureaucracy….
    Your PM Nawaz Shareif has signed this ….

  • syed

    Mr. Juanid, you are not a Economist, please don't try to discuss on this subject, you are good for poems and poetry.

    there is no increase on GST, it was 16% now it goes for 17%. they are working hard to remove the circuler debt within 60 days.

    You alwasy critisize the goverment without any logic. so this is not your subject for sober comedy.

  • Tayyab7ak

    THERE CAN BE NO CHANGE>!!!!!
    UNLESS
    1.LARGE LAND HOLDINGS (BAKHSHEESH BESTOWED BY BRITISH FOR TREACHEROUS COOPERATION)>ARE>SUBJECTED TO LAND REFORMS>AS INDIA DID AFTER PARTITION>
    2.BUREAUCRATIC STRUCTURE>RUNNING<STATE AFFAIRS>HARMONIZED>WITH
    1.ABOVE>THANA,PATWARI,KECHEHRY>JAWS&CLUTCHES>TO<HANDLE ENSLAVED MASSES>SO CALLED>INDEPENDENCE<ARE>RESTRUCTURED
    HOW CAN IT BE>?
    MORE THAN 50 % CITIZENS>
    < HOMELESS>LANDLESS>=<OUT LAW>CONTRARY>TO<
    < HUNDREDS OF SQ KM HOLDINGS
    “ HAVES X HAVE NOTS”
    MORE THAN 40 % CITIZENS > SURVIVING > BELOW POVERTY LEVEL
    PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

  • Nawaz Sharif

    Wake up Junaid Saleem … Nawaz Sharif and VISION …. HAHAHAHAHAxD

  • abbas

    nawaz sharif aur vision its so funny, hahaha

  • SHAFIQ

    Thank U! ALLAH! AP SUB KO IS HAQGOYI PAR AJAR AZEEZ DI.AWAR ISTHIQAMATH BI.

  • pakistani

    NAWAZ SHAREEF AND ZARDARI HAVE DECIDED TO DESTROY PAKISTAN. JUST WAIT AND SEE.

    • mehr

      no need to wait ………………it has happened already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • computer genius

    you can pay Rs. 200000 for your kid for a year for his studies but you cannot pay 5000 as tax for a year. What is hypocrisy then.

    • muhammad ali

      just to discourage education.
      you should thank your lord that you are rich.

    • monotheist1

      Its not about 5000 In koo tu shukar ada kurna chay joo loog apnay bachoon koo private institutes main bhaijtay hain unn koo bhi little bit subsidies kurain takah GOVT institues main real desrving loog study kurain

  • https://www.facebook.com/amjad.maan.7 Amjad Maan

    PTI<3

  • Mustav

    Vision and nawaz sharif; expertise and ishaq dar? What a joke!

    • https://www.facebook.com/svaeed Shaista Vaeed

      hahaha its funny .isnt it ?

  • https://www.facebook.com/mazher.hussain.7165 Mazher Hussain

    جب انڈیا نے میاں کے جیتنے پر اتنا پیسه لگایا هے
    تو قوم کی میاں سے کسی قسم کی بهلائی کی توقع رکهنا
    خود فریبی هو گی
    یه انڈیا کے ساته تعلق بهال کرنے کے نام پر پاکستان میں بهارتی ایجنسیوں کا
    نیٹ ورک بڑهائیں گے اور اپنی جیبیں بهریں گے اپنے کاروبار کو بهارت میں
    پهیلائیں گے

  • Asim

    Junaid sb please not defend PML N

  • muhammad ali

    Junaid sahab, Jab Ishaq Dar khud keh reh hain keh unhon ne banaya hai, tou bureaucracy par dalne ki kiya zaroorat hai,
    Agar nahin banaya tou present na karta, ya resign kar deta….
    No excuse……not logical….

  • muhammad ali

    kamal azizi sahab

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004082472410 M Hanzala Butt

      very funny azizi <3