Hasb e Haal [Azizi as Rehman Malik] – 25th Feb 2012



Hasb e Haal – 25th Feb 2012


  • scorpio

    fantastic parody……….!!!!!!!

  • shahid

    azizi sahib tusi great ho aap jesay heeray dunniyan main kam HOTAY HAIN YEH MEDIA KO GALAT FEHMY HAI AAP LOGON KO KIS TARHA PATA CHALTA HAI PTI K LOG AAP LOGO GALIYA DEATAIN HAIN YAH BAQI PATIYA BADNAM KARTIN HAIN PTI WAHID JUMAT HAI JIS KA LEDER LARAI JHARA AUR ASLAY KI SIYSAT SAY APNAY KARKUNON KO MANA KARTA HAY

  • sunny00761

    it is a grate show

  • batan

    azizi sahib abi ap ka show dekha naheen laken kuch arz karna chahta hoon . ager meen ap ko galian dena shuru kar doon to meen pti ka kar kun . azizi sahib ap hardil aziz heen . ap ke pas kon sa alla hey jis se ap ko pata chalta hey comints dene wala pti = pmln = pmlq =juif =anp ka kar kun hey . pmln ke joker pti tiger ban kar anchers ko galian dete heen aur phir anchers hazraat garmi kha kar wohi kuch bolte heen jo ap ne aj farmaia . azizi sahib = nazia = junaid sahib etjaj ke toor par next hasbe hal naheen dekhoon ga . EHTJAJ . EHTJAJ . EHTJAJ . EHTJAJ . EHTJAJ . EHTJAJ EHTJAJ . EHTJAJ . EHTJAJ

  • Imran siddiqui

    all pakistain media is corrupt .

  • buttmunna

    dear junaid correct the word BISTI as BAY AAZITI

    more about students issue, they are not only PAKISTANI but all from asian counties but major from india and PAKISTAN and more
    i think if there are only boys then no problem but for the girls very sad i cant understand how the parents send their girls there, it will be unbeliveable for you that MUSLIM girls live with other religin boys aND i know lot of PAKISTANI GIRLS
    I am sorry for the parents who send their girls there try to understand
    1. NO STUDENT HAS A RIGHT TO WORK ( and if he or she got work then maximum rate £ 2.50 per hour or for whole day ( 12 hours ) £ 25 t0 £ 30
    2. NO company agree to give the legel work for 10 hours or 20 hours they look for full time worker becasue if they were caught by HOME OFFICE state way fine £10000 per person so they dont need the worker for 10 or 20 hours
    3. minimum eepences for living of a person in london is £ 350.00 per month
    keep in mind living style is like a 12 * 12 room with three people ( either girls or boys or both ) in london and very bad position in asian areas

    L44NT HO KUT4Y KAY BACHOON POLITICIANS PER SPECIALLY ZARDARI , NAWAZ, ALTAF, MOLANA PER YA SUB H4RAM KI N4S4L SAY HAIN YA LOG APNI MAAN OR BEHAN KO BE SALE KAR DAIN GAY PAKISTAN KAY SATH SATH BECASUE THEY ARE USE LESS FOR THEM

    for malik i dont know who was the reason of his bith ? some human or … ?

  • buttmunna

    dear junaid correct the word BISTI as BAY AAZITI

    more about students issue, they are not only PAKISTANI but all from asian counties but major from india and PAKISTAN and more
    i think if there are only boys then no problem but for the girls very sad i cant understand how the parents send their girls there, it will be unbeliveable for you that MUSLIM girls live with other religin boys aND i know lot of PAKISTANI GIRLS
    I am sorry for the parents who send their girls there try to understand
    1. NO STUDENT HAS A RIGHT TO WORK ( and if he or she got work then maximum rate £ 2.50 per hour or for whole day ( 12 hours ) £ 25 t0 £ 30
    2. NO company agree to give the legel work for 10 hours or 20 hours they look for full time worker becasue if they were caught by HOME OFFICE state way fine £10000 per person so they dont need the worker for 10 or 20 hours
    3. minimum eepences for living of a person in london is £ 350.00 per month
    keep in mind living style is like a 12 * 12 room with three people ( either girls or boys or both ) in london and very bad position in asian areas

    LAANT HO KUTAY KAY BACHOON POLITICIANS PER SPECIALLY ZARDARI , NAWAZ, ALTAF, MOLANA PER YA SUB HARAM KI NASAL SAY HAIN YA LOG APNI MAAN OR BEHAN KO BE SALE KAR DAIN GAY PAKISTAN KAY SATH SATH BECASUE THEY ARE USE LESS FOR THEM

    for malik i dont know who was the reason of his bith ? some human or … ?

    • rizwansarwar

      nat bay azzati , you do need a correction too its bay izzatti

  • choughtai

    I was wondering The whole India cannot find a person like AZIZI.

  • syedpk

    he has not personal issues you guys have, I have always noticed this thing, PTI supporters are never ready to take any form of criticism. When you try to reason with them, you always get the answers like, "go to hell" , "you are against Pakistan", "Imran Khan is the Messiha", "Imran khan has the ability to solve anything" etc etc, never got a sensible reply based on logical reasoning. You (PTI supporters) think that in Pakistan there are only people who either support PTI or are as dick headed as PMLn and PPP leader who just criticize mindlessly, so you dont even bother to listen what the other people have got to say.
    Man is by nature flawed, if you think he is perfect, then theres something wrong with your perception of humanity. Imran Khan and PTI is good, according to me and is a wellcome change from PPP and PMLxxxs but they are not perfect, theres room to improve, even now, and if PTI supporters and PTI members think that since they are currently better then others so theres no need to improve, then they are Hugely mistaken, you cannot stay stagnant, either you are improving or getting worse, and in my view PTI is getting towards negative zone, ( though still far from it , but the direction is -ve)

    • leo99

      first i m not a hard core supporter of pti but being a normal person and having mind to think i believe imran khan is the best choice he is better than every other in every aspect i can challenge on that.Second the role of a analysit is a true responsibility as they will be liabale for making the mood of the nation in this world and hereafter..if u remember one show from hamid mir destroyed every thing for shekih rasheed as he was much much better than the oppnent regardless of every thing .My point is analysis shoud be unbiased as Haasan nisar do aur Ansar abbasi not like the opportunist hamid mir and nazeer naji….And in the last come have a debate with me against PTI in front of all and i bet i will satisfy u but it should be logical not like the other dumb headed anti pti….

  • mohsin.ali

    the actual daily mail report does not say if people in those pics are Pakistani student, why do they are misleading people just to create sensation, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106126/B

    • LovePakistan22

      Thank you Mohsin Brother, I really appreciate your comments and you provided the exact link. According to news these are Indians and everyone knows that the most population in that area is Indian Population.
      Yes Mr. Junaid you should also read the news very well before commenting on it, that India also have Pujab. Pubjab is not only in Pakistan.

  • aftab Lateef

    etna he sach jitna k soraj ka mashrik say nikalna sach k program ka koe mukabil naheen..
    laikin Junaid hamari bay hese daikho k dosray part main etni afsosnak khaber aur pics dekhaen jis say wakae dil roya..laikin third part yani lamhoon baad ham wo bhol chukay thay..khair ager Duya news say ye program nikal du tu kuch naheen bachta..iss duya main..sab lambi omer lo aur derd e dil ka saman kertay raho..baki tu phir " sab that pada reh jaey ga jab laad chalay ga banjara….tum loog bhe khush .. khush rakhnay walo…

  • http://topstudylinks.com/ Mahira khan

    gilani and his two sons and brother in parliament wow :(

  • (NICE_BOY)

    "Badlo Bure Nizam Ko, Vote Do Imran Ko"

  • adroit

    Hm log apne watan ki daal to khane me apni beizzati samajhte hain lekin maghrib ki jootian chaatne mein koi aar nahi samajhte.aesi qomain kabhi azad nahin ho saktin.hm abi bhi ghulam hain aghyaar k.

  • WorstCountryInWorldP

    yeh qaum theek hi nahi hona chati … begairat, jahil aur corrupt hein awam … is liye kuch nahi hoga aur begairat, jahil qaum aisi hi rahe gi … yeh bhook, jahalat, electric, gas aur jobs ke bagair to rah lein gey magar Bhutto aur nawaz ko vote zaroor dein gey … Corrupistan ki qaum bhi corrupt hai … Lanat hai jumhuriat per, lanat hai in politician per aur sab sey ziyada lanat hai iss begairat awam per …

  • malik

    Just now i checked & read that news on DAILY MAIL them people are not PAKISTANIES they are fromindian punjab but i do agree that studients are in worst condition even living indoor.
    Adha sutch poorey ghoot se zayada khatarnak hota hey. Junaid bahi!

  • ilford

    if anyone is student living in east london and dont have job plz contact me INSHALLAH i will help u mrshakeel@hotmail.co.uk 07773333566 send me msg i will call u back

  • muzamal

    junaid sahib ap apni information theek karien UK me aisa nhi hota
    laken ap ye bee sochien ke in ko kisi ne waha zabardasti to nhi bheja naa
    pakistan me rahein

  • ZahidNaqvi

    To: shk-54… your comment @6.29pm / Hasb e Haal/24-2-2012.

    I was aware of the two links which you have mentioned that Azizi has done the parody of Altaf Hussain. These Parody’s were very feeble and very light in the content.

    The truth behind these two Parody’s are that they were pre-arranged with MQM and the draft was pre-agreed with. In the second link please note that Junaid did commented that the Media is more kind to MQM.

    Let me elaborate on my point that nothing can take place, i.e. no Jalsa, no meeting, no programme can take place anywhere in Pakistan without the approval of MQM. I hope you remember the last Jalsa of Imran Khan in Karachi on 25th Dec, was only possible after the approval of MQM.

    I hope you will recall that just before 25th Dec, PPP Govt was making excuses that it is a ‘Christmas Day’ and Christians in Karachi don’t like it and then they said that the Qaid Mazaar Trust doesn’t approve any Jalsa in the vicinity of Mazaar Qaid. But when MQM gave go-ahead, then Imran Khan Jalsa went ahead smoothly.

    And further the Jalsa of JUI-Fazlur Rehman was also by the approval of MQM. Let me also give you an excellent example of impact of MQM and that is the ‘Return’ of Benazir Bhutto on 18 Oct 2007 was only possible once the NRO was signed and all the murder cases of MQM were dropped. Although under NRO, Zardari Swiss A/c cases and other cases were dropped, but the biggest beneficiary of NRO was MQM. Once MQM was satisfied only then, Benazir was allowed to come to Karachi. Otherwise Benazir ka baap bhi Karachi nahin ah sakta tha.

    Let me remind you again that even ‘Birds and Pigeons can’t fly over Karachi without the approval of MQM’.

    Coming back to Azizi, he should pick on Altaf Hussain in every programme and he should not let-off MQM so lightly. By looking at big turn out in the bye-elections today and as people have voted in favour of Peoples Party, we should all make every effort to utilize all resources, all Programmes (whether comedy or serious Talk Shows) should try to project Imran Khan. It is now felt that the real danger to Imran Khan is not from Nawaz Sharif, but in fact the real damage to Imran Khan will come from MQM.

    The tone of your comment also suggests that because, Azizi has done the Parody of Altaf Hussain so he has done his bit, and that’s all. This gives me the impression that you are a Zardari lover.

    • syedpk

      Grow up up dude, and come out of your obsession against MQM. 95% of your comment literally makes no sense at all. You should stop believing in random shaam kay akhbar numa fantasies , and look at the reality with open and unbiased eyes, even if you have a view on something, for observation you should always keep your views asside, let observation guide your views and not other wise.
      MQM is not God of Karachi, get over that fascination, consult sources of PTI and media over who was making problems for PTI jalsa at 25th dec, and who made it possible, it was PPP people who were creating problems, and it was governor house which was supporting the PTI jalsa from the start. The hindrence was never from mqm side, it was from ppp side, and Ishrat ul ibad stepped in within last weeks to resolve the issue.
      About the NRO issue may I remind you that if it wasnt for MQM, NRO would have been legal today … If you would look into the details of what happened, when NRO was referred to supreme court, The remarks of supreme court were for govt to get it approved from the current NA, (due to ambiguities in the legality of the approval), and if it was to be approved, supreme court would have had no say in it.

  • leo99

    SHOW WAS GOOD BUT ANALYSIS WAS BIASED as i feel junaid saleem got personal issue with pti…..debate will be welcomed

  • drtahirmughal

    rehman Malik ko kuch kehna fazool hi hay. ab to us ka naam hi Zarbulmisl bn gia hay. yani naam hi kafi hay aur kuch khnay ki zaroorat nhi ha. waisay aaj perody main azizi nay apni izdawaji zindagi ka nichor bayan kr dia hay. lol;z

  • sami.pk88

    Hum buhat bewqoof qoum ka hissa hen. ap dekh lo logoun ne kaisay PPP aur PML N ko vote diyay hen.

    • Umer2777

      Inshallah, majority will vote for PTI ..

  • Umer2777

    Azizi should support PTI !

  • EIK PAKISTANI

    Hasb e hal ka koi sani nahi!!!!!!

  • ZahidNaqvi

    Mr Azizi we don’t want to see you posing as Rehman Malik, we want you to make fun of MQM and imitate Altaf Hussain. And you know bl**dy well that the moment you will make fun of Altaf Hussain, your Dunya TV Station will shut down.

    Today in Multan City 96,000 yes in words Ninety Six thousand fools came out and vote for the stupid son of PM Gilani.

    What happened to our Imran Khan, who is going to vote for Imran Khan in the general election. These are worrying times, Mr Azizi, so wake up and tackle real issues. Yes, I know that your programme is basically an entertainment programme and not a political Talk-Show, but we all have to make a solid hard effort to project Imran Khan. And there is plenty of material and topics to talk about. So stop your ‘mirasi pun’.

    مسٹر عزیزی ذرا حقیقت کی دنیا میں آیئے اور الطاف حسین کی تفریح لیکر دکھائیں تو بچو پھر مانے گے – رحمان ملک کی نقل اتارنے کا کوئی فائدہ نہیں. میراثی پن چھوڑیں اور اصل مسائل کی طرف آئین . کافی ڈرامہ بازی کر لی ہے آپ نے

  • nadeem4772

    vote for imran khan last hope of pakistan

  • pakistan110

    Zabardast Rahman Malik banaya hi …

  • sabah

    a agree plz es ka kuch kare fazool mian hansti hia

  • koogee

    jis ne bhi ppp ko vote diya he us ko ek aizazi "FRCS" ki degree deni chahiye (Fellow of Royal College of SADISM" :)

  • pakistan110

    Acha program hai likin is zalil Najia ny apni chutya hansi sy is ka bera ghark kar dina hai …. Khudara is moti bens ko hata do ab ham sy or is chutya ki chutya hansi bardast nhi hoti

  • propakistan

    AZIZI WE LOVE U ,,,,BUT WE LOVE MORE IMRAN KHAN,,,,PTI ZINDA BAAD

  • tariq3

    AZIZI UR GREAT.UR SHOW IS BETTER THAN OTHER COMEDY SHOW.
    WAH AZIZI WAH. LAGHE RAHO AZIZI BHAI

  • sabah

    mian london mian he rahti hoon yah sab sach hia , balke es se bi buth zedya hia , agher pakistan ke halaat theek hoon logo ko rozgar male tu ase halaat hon allah garq ker de humri hakomat ko

    • naeem_9786

      Hamari Awam ab bhi Bey waqoof hey . Awam ko Chehyey tha K kisi KHAMBAY ko wot de detey laikin PPP or PML N ko vote na daitey. but our People are still innocent and dont know the future of OUR families and Children. kHUDA K LIYEY AB BHI hOSH KARO LOGO JIN LOGON NEY MULK K YE HAALAAT KIYEY HAIN UNHI LOGON KO PHIR VOTE DE RAHEY HO . YAAR AB NA SOCHA TO KABHI TUMHARAY HAALAAT NAHI BADA SAKTEY. WAKE UP PAKISTANI AWAM WAKE UP AND THINK ABOUT NATIONALLY NOT INDIVIDUALLY.